Does this provider offer flexible appointment times?
                        
                        
                            Absolutely! I never have a problem!
                        
                        
                            Did you spend a lot of time in the waiting room at this provider's office?
                        
                        
                            Absolutely not! I was seen right away!
                        
                        
                            Is this provider easy to reach in an emergency?
                        
                        
                            Absolutely! I can always count on them
                        
                        
                            Does this provider give unbiased advice?
                        
                        
                            Absolutely! I always get sound, helpful, and completely unbiased advice!
                        
                        
                            Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
                        
                        
                            Not at all, their cologne smelled great